Salad Fingers

1 Jul 2004 2m

This episode introduces Salad Fingers and his love of touching rusty spoons and other various rusty objects

15 Jul 2004 4m

Salad Fingers has a get-together with his "friends"—finger puppets—whom Salad Fingers introduces as Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter and Jeremy Fisher. He appears to believe that his "friends" are real, living beings

1 Aug 2004 3m

Salad Fingers is playing with nettles and has irritated blisters all over his hands. He then comes across an empty perambulator, which he calls a "nettle carrier" and then leaves with it.

20 Aug 2004 5m

Salad Fingers wears a beret and declares that he is going to try and find France. However, he is frightened by a mutated boy with disproportionately large eyeballs that has been "watching him for a while".

25 Jan 2004 5m

Salad Fingers talks to an apparently broken and disconnected phone, asking the operator to connect him to his "old pal Charlie" so he can invite him to a picnic, but only garbled noises are heard.

24 Jul 2005 4m

Salad Fingers is presented a present from puppet "Jeremy Fisher."

29 Jan 2006 6m

As Salad Fingers is digging holes outside with his finger puppets, occasionally tasting the sand (which he calls "floor sugar"), he finds the decomposing torso of an old corpse and decides to take it home with him.

22 Sept 2007 6m

To escape a strange, piercing frequency from a radio broadcast that Salad Fingers was listening to, he decides to wait out the tormenting event in his "safety cupboard."

26 May 2011 10m

Salad Fingers is holding a piece of torn newspaper, imagining it is a letter from the Great War (presumably from his "brother") and reading it aloud to himself.

23 May 2013 10m

Salad Fingers is making preparations for Hubert Cumberdale's birthday.

30 Jan 2019 15m

Salad Fingers decides it’s time for Hubert Cumberdale to become a real boy, so he turns it in a creepy creature made out of flesh.

7 Mar 2022 9m

Salad Fingers goes out on his local postal rounds - and then back to the "postal counting house."

20 Sept 2023 11m

Salad Fingers is attempting to grow crops for an upcoming feast.

1 Sept 2025 11m

The long running feud between Salad Fingers and the local crows escalates.