Puppets Who Kill
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Puppets Who Kill

2002 · 4 seasons · 53 episodes   ·  Animation, Comedy

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Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004.

In Puppets Who Kill, Rocko the Dog, Cuddles the Comfort Doll, Buttons the Bear, and Bill the Dummy are four live, anthropomorphic puppets with a history of delinquency and recidivism. Canadian courts sent each of them to a halfway house for puppets, operated by a man named Dan Barlow.

Seasons

4 seasons · 53 episodes
  1. 1

    Pilot

    4 Oct 2002 30m

  2. 2

    Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

    11 Oct 2002 30m

    When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

  3. 3

    Cuddles Goes To Jail

    18 Oct 2002 30m

    Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

  4. 4

    Buttons Goes To Court

    25 Oct 2002 30m

    Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

  5. 5

    Bill's Brain

    31 Oct 2002 30m

    Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

  6. 6

    The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

    8 Nov 2002 30m

    Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

  7. 7

    Rocko's Telethon

    15 Nov 2002 30m

    Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

  8. 8

    Cuddles The Safety Mascot

    22 Nov 2002 30m

    Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

  9. 9

    Dan's Crush

    29 Nov 2002 30m

  10. 10

    Dan The Greeter

    30m

    Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.

  11. 11

    Cuddles Gets Laid

    13 Dec 2002 30m

    Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

  12. 12

    Dan's Umbrella

    20 Dec 2002 30m

    Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

  13. 13

    Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

    27 Dec 2002 30m

  14. 14

    The Payback

    3 Jan 2003 30m

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