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Mean Machine
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Mean Machine

“It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!”

2001 · 1h 39m · R   ·  Comedy, Drama

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Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.

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Vinnie Jones Vinnie Jones Danny MeehanDavid Kelly David Kelly DocDavid Hemmings David Hemmings GovernorRalph Brown Ralph Brown BurtonVas Blackwood Vas Blackwood MassiveRobbie Gee Robbie Gee TrojanGeoff Bell Geoff Bell RatchettJohn Forgeham John Forgeham SykesSally Phillips Sally Phillips TraceyDanny Dyer Danny Dyer Billy the LimpetJason Flemyng Jason Flemyng Bob LikelyJason Statham Jason Statham Monk

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